I have been known to make a few resolutions in my day...I have also been known to break a few of those resolutions. This has always brought on much guilt and anguish. I am through with that Mariah {my way to heaven in 2007 was a flop}. I hereby declare that this year I'm making resolutions that I don't mind breaking. So here you have it, I resolve to:
01. gossip more
02. point out things that my husband can work on each day
03. spend beyond our budget each month
04. never see the inside of Gold's Gym
05. see how long I can stand going without vacuuming
06. keep a whining journal & write down 5 things each day that I hate about my life
07. hide my talents under a bushel
08. ignore my faith and testimony
09. spend no time out of doors
10. let Eli watch all the tv he wants
All kidding aside, just replace the above with their opposite & that's what I'm really going to do. Really. I swear. And there will be no guilt. I won't even need a way to be divine in 2009.
Thursday, January 3
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3 comments:
Love it!! I vow to shove as much chocolate in my face as possible each day. I will never spend an afternoon sitting on my duff watching a good movie with good friends, when i could be doing laundry instead :-)
I'm with ya, I dito all the above and I am never going to read the scriptures this year;)
Hey, I found you through 100% Cottam and I had to tell you this cracked me up...sign me up for this resolution list, too!
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